Tuesday, October 2, 2012
TV Review: Revenge 2x01: Destiny
ML- "Destiny" is a touchy subject when it comes to television- there are so many factors coming into play that character arcs and relationships don't always end up where writers and producers intend. And, let's be honest, the only God when it comes to television is the showrunner and the folks in the writer's room. If I were a betting man, I'd say Daniel was originally supposed to die on the beach in season 1, but the fan's reaction kept him alive and Tyler bit the bullet instead. On-set behind the scenes drama can lead to characters being written out long before their welcome. Low ratings can cut promising programs down within a matter of weeks.
Revenge survived to a second season and begins much like the first season- with a glimpse of a mid-season tragedy that will most likely not be what it seems. This time, we saw Jack Porter's boat, the Amanda, on the bottom of the ocean, along with it Jack's pocket watch and a body with manly arms. All signs point to Jack. So, naturally, Jack is destined to survive to Season 5.
This season premiere was much less juicy than the pilot last year, and hopefully that's a sign of the show setting up plot lines and not losing steam. Unfortunately, nothing new or exciting was really set up, we just got continuations of everything from last year. Victoria being alive was a surprise to nobody, except maybe Emily. Amanda's paternity test was something we all were clamoring for.
Everything about Conrad bores me and I wish they had killed him last year instead of fake-killing Victoria. His manipulation of Charlotte was smart and unexpected for me, as I expected Emily to be behind the blood-test snafu. Charlotte was less annoying already, and I'd love to see her join in the Revenge-ing with Emily and Nolan to form a team of superheroes called... wait for it... THE REVENGERS. Nolan can be Tony Stark with his money! Emily can be Thor with her blonde hair! Charlotte can be the Hulk with her pill addiction! (Stretching/completely making up that last one). Now just turn Declan from scrawny punk to buff hunk and he's Captain America.
A few characters seem to be in new, interesting places: Nolan's post-torture boxing regiment and the sale of his house signals a psychological shift, but his quippy lines felt tired already. Apparently we're getting an origin story for him, which I'm torn over. He's one of the most interesting characters on the show, but that's because everything about him is so ambiguous. Shedding light on his demons could remove all the excitement that surrounds him and ultimately let us down.
Daniel and Ashley are the other characters on the show that excite me. Sure, Daniel is currently being relegated to brooding with a drink in hand like some lowly Twilight vampire, but his history of reckless endangerment while under the influence should lead to some questionable decisions. And Ashley, who I've long suspected to be up to no good, seemed like a much more confident, sinister character, as if the actress was given a direction she can't share with the audience, but it drastically is affecting her performance. Either way, These two could be a dastardly duo to tear the Hamptons apart.
Lastly, Emily, who nearly drowned herself to unlock repressed memories about her mother, needs to step it up this season. Her take-down of the buff guy at Takeda's side was a fine reminder of her prowess last season, but I'm expecting more. I know, I know, they can't play all their cards in the first episode, but this is REVENGEEE, people. I need balls to the wall craziness or else I realize how primetime network soap this all is.
Episode Grade: B
Episode MVP: Emily Van Camp
Original Airdate: 09/30/2012
Monday, October 1, 2012
TV Review: Homeland 2x01: The Smile
ML- When you think about it, both lead characters on Homeland are actually "bi-polar": Carrie, psychologically, and Brody, who serves double duty as a political candidate and a wannabe-terrorist. This week we saw both characters in one "state", then got to watch them swing from pole to pole.
Brody's shift was not voluntary. Thanks to Dana's outburst during her Quaker meeting at her fancy, friendless new private school that outed her father as a terrorist, Brody was forced to bury his Koran when an irrationally livid Jess threw it to the ground. He did it, however, to keep up his appearance as America's favorite ginger-haired congressman. His numbers are high enough that the Vice President is considering bestowing the same title upon Brody come election time. His wife is on her way to joining the cast of D.C. Housewives. And above all else, he's got a new buddy in the form of Roya (Lost's Zuleikha Robinson), who delivers an assignment from Abu Nazir to get a code from Estes' safe. She even lures Estes away while Brody can do the digging. Is it too soon to predict a terrorist tryst between these two?
Brody must continue to wear both the face of the family man and the threat to national security because he simply cannot choose between them. Who does Brody love more, Dana or Isa? I'd like to think his own daughter, but the lengths he has gone to in Isa's honor (and the look on his face when Roya brought up Isa's birthday) leave me with reasonable doubts. He's going to straddle the line between his heart and his faith all season, and there is no actor more capable to convey this struggle than Damian Lewis.
I felt bad for Morena Baccarin's Jess this week. She came off as so totally ignorant and opposed to Brody and his Muslim faith without giving him a chance to explain himself. Has she already latched onto the idea of becoming the next Jackie Kennedy? She better not alienate him too far or else she may see the same tragic end befall her husband. Granted, I'm probably as misinformed about the Muslim religion as the next guy, but my level of tolerance and acceptance is much greater. Between Jess and the obnoxious kid in Dana's class, the writers are being a little too over-the-top with the "ignorant American" card. Yes, it's a good way to add to the gray area and allow us to rationalize Brody's actions, but they could be a bit less on-the-nose.
Carrie, meanwhile, began the episode in the exact opposite place I expected her to be -- adamantly refusing the call back to action. She got a new job teaching English to Middle-Eastern Americans and was even gardening vegetables for a vegetable lasagna. The shots of her in the garden reminded me of last season when she hopped out of her sister's car to examine a plant, and how that plant represented how a plan develops from a tiny, hidden seed. Does this mean Carrie has tons of plans sprouting from her unstable brain? Or is she in the midst of a grand scheme she doesn't even realize the scope of yet?
Her family tried to keep some breaking news from her, but soon Saul and David Estes were beckoning for her to intervene. From what I gathered, there was an attack on 5 Iranian nuclear facilities and the suspected assailant is Israel, who had been threatened repeatedly by Iran. According to a rumor Roya brings up to Estes, however, one of the nuclear sites may still be functional. Regardless of that for now, a source recruited by Carrie years ago named Fatima Ali claimed to have information, but refused to talk to anyone but Carrie. Carrie bellows "how dare you"s at Estes after all the embarrassment he brought upon her, but we all know she'll take the assignment. It's who she is, what makes her tick. Vegetable lasagna can't sustain her forever.
Like Brody, she dons a veil of lies, this one in order to protect American lives. She becomes Kate Morrissey (though her mother was a DeCarlo) from Canada, brown wig and all. She wanders the streets of Beirut and talks to Saul on her cell, but once he notices some shady folks in a car behind her, she abandons the phone and books it. One man follows her, providing the most tense moment of the episode by far.
Carrie weaves through the marketplace but comes upon a dead end. The man approaches behind her. Thinking on her feet, she trades one head scarf for another and blends in to the crowd. This almost works, until she comes face to face with her predator. Again, she out-thinks him, kneeing him in the crotch and kicking his dropped gun away. After calling attention to him so that concerned onlookers crowd around, she escapes, and dons "The Smile" to which the episode title refers.
The Smile marks her shift back to Carrie of old, having crossed the threshold back into the extraordinary world. It marks the tipping point of her swing back to madness, a pendulum that will crush anything in its path. It marks the beginning of a new, sure-to-be-brilliant season of the worthy successor to Mad Men's reign of Emmy king.
Speaking of which- I'd like to take this platform to address a common conversation I've been engaged in- Homeland vs. Breaking Bad. Arguably, these two were the best shows of the last TV season, along with Mad Men. For some reason, tons of people have come out of the woodwork proclaiming that Homeland is better than Breaking Bad. In my opinion, it's too early to call. Comparing Homeland S1 to Breaking Bad S1 definitely favors the former show, but I've never seen a show that improves in literally every way like Breaking Bad has done. Once Homeland hits its inevitable Season 5 (Showtime doesn't like canceling things that are even remotely successful), we can come back and compare. For now, my vote still goes to Breaking Bad.
What say you? Is Carrie ruining her progress by going back to the source of her troubles? If given the chance, would Brody choose Dana or Isa? And which show is definitively better, Homeland or BB? Let your voice be heard in the comment section!
Episode Grade: B+
Episode MVP: Claire Danes
Original Airdate: 09/30/2012
TV Review: How I Met Your Mother 8x02: "The Pre-Nup"
DA- After last week’s solid season opener the HIMYM gang created
a small crack in our relationship with a so-so episode about autumn breakups.
After skipping past the “summer of love” I wish we could have fast-forward just
a little bit more to a juicier story or set of adventures.
This week Arthur Hobbs played by Bob Odenkirk convinces
Barney to do a pre-nup before marrying Quinn because he may end up like him and
god forbid have full custody of their kids! While Barney isn’t too interested
with his possible real life kids he wants to make sure Ann, Sarah, and Molly
stay with him for years to come (that is what he named Quinn’s lady parts). In
case you are wondering, which I am sure you all were, Marshall calls Lily’s
Snap, Crackle, and Pop. As for what I call my manhood…well that is a subject
for another post.
In this pre-nup there are “suggestions” for their marriage
so Barney stays interested in Quinn. These include paying him $2000 for every
pound she gains and her responsibility of creating 10-12 new sexual positions a
year. Even after Arthur crossed out Barney’s clauses about wives two through
eight, Quinn was still very angry with Barney. However these problems did not
stick with their relationship alone. Before all the couples went to bed the
guys tell their respected girl that Barney had a point to want to change
certain aspects of their relationship and that they wish they could. The girls
in unison all ask “like what?” In a perfect yet cheesy act out we are told one
of the four three couples will break up but which one will it be…
All the couples had their recent problems to fight about
this week. Lily is freaked out that Marshall is too rough with Marvin but that
is how he grew up. Robin is turned on and distracted by herself on television
when fooling around with Nick. However Victoria is angry with Ted for going
back on his word for letting her ex-fiancé live naked in their apartment with
his pet ferrets. Let me repeat this so you can understand her complaint.
Victoria’s naked ex-fiancĂ© that she just left at the altar is living with them
in the same apartment and Ted wants him out. Hopefully you can tell whose side
I am on for this one.
However Quinn is not going to go down without a fight. She
has a pre-nup for Barney too which includes a shock collar on Barney’s “snap,
crackle, and pop” (if you catch my drift) and full custody of his suits. (She
is just going to sit around and watch them go out of style).
The rest of the gang comes to support their same gender
friend. They all fight but Saul Goodman as always comes to the rescue! Arthur
tells them to say their true feelings because fighting for who has the power in
the relationship is nothing to fight for when you are in love.
In no big surprise it is Quinn and Barney in the end that
decide to put their relationship to rest because of trust issues. But again
that should not be any surprise or shock to us. It was going to end sometime
this season. We just saw last week that Robin and Barney are the ones that will
end up together (without any need for a pre-nup I may add). Now that this all
out in the open perhaps we can start on Barney’s last relationship before the big
marriage. As long as the show does not stall even more with another Nora or Quinn
before he ends up with Robin I’ll be happy and living a TV season of love.
Episode Grade: B-
Episode MVP: Thomas Lennon (for letting his ferrets all hang out as Klaus)
Original Airdate: 10/1/12
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TV Review: Dexter 7x01: Are You...?
DA- Everyone’s favorite serial killer is back and after a
painful season six let’s hope we can all have a killer time in lucky season number seven.
The episode begins with a speed round version of season six
which I wish was how long season six lasted all together. (Notice how they
completely skipped over the Professor Gellar character and the big “reveal”
about who he was). In a Breaking Bad flash-forward
we see Dexter on the run and off to the airport booking a flight to Budapest in
cash since his credit cards are declining. Did Deb actually turn Dexter in?
Nope. Flashback to the church where Deb just witnessed
Dexter plunge a knife into Travis Marshall and is at a lost for words. Luckily
Dexter has excuses from an excuse roll-a-dex to pull things from including
still being torn up from Rita’s death in season four. However it was the idea
of Dexter entering a psych ward and losing Harrison that got to her the most.
They plan on making it look like a suicide (Travis was disappointed that he
failed his mission) before they burn the church down since fire is “biblical.”
But guys I think you are forgetting that snakes are too! Why not rent a giant
snake from the zoo and have Travis be eaten alive by the devil! No wait let’s
just flood Miami and have Deb, Dexter, and Harrison float away in a giant ark.
It worked so well for Evan Almighty!
No matter what they do they of course trick the crime
fighters at Miami Metro. While Batista is easily convinced, LaGuerta finds a
blood slide left behind by Dexter. Uh-oh spaghettio’s! Meanwhile Detective Mike
on his way to search for Travis’ absent car tries to help out a roadside
bystander. As soon as he opens the trunk and says he is a cop he finds a dead
body and is shot down. So much for being a Good Samaritan!
Deb meanwhile is starting to get suspicious and finally
seeing through the lies Dexter has been feeding her for all these years. Why
did Dexter have all that plastic wrap, knives, and outfit ready when he was
defending himself from Travis? Most importantly the crime scene looks exactly
the same to the time she was wrapped in plastic to the table in season one!
This is only confirmed when Deb finds the files in the evidence storage room.
Maybe Dexter should have pulled a Walter White, used some magnets and somehow
destroy the evidence in the room as well.
Despite all this Dexter still has Deb slightly wrapped
around her finger. He turns the table on her and asks what she was doing there at the church? Sure I killed Travis but why
were you there Deb?
After finding out who was driving the car with the dead body
in the trunk (thanks to his fingerprint identification iPhone app probably
available on iTunes) Dex feels the need to go and kill this guy before Miami
Metro finds out about him. WHY? He says he wants to be in control but Dexter
take a break. Deb just caught you and you are skating on thin ice here as it is!
But Dexter likes cutting it close. Cue the flash-forward
from the opening, which is now just a forward I guess. After Louis canceled
Dexter’s credit cards (because he was rude to him) he continues to race to the
airport using only large sums of cash. After using a fake passport and getting
caught with his “diabetes shots” he makes it in and finds the man who shot
Mike. After sedating him in a bathroom and suffocating him with a plastic bag
in a side airport room, Dexter succeeds once again and walks out of the airport
(and past the cameras) with another trophy for his blood slide collection.
Skipping right past the unnecessary and boring Batista and
Quinn storyline, Deb looks around for Dexter only to find Masuka taking the
late shift at work so Dex can do the morning one. Determined to find her killer
brother Deb calls the apartment and talks with Jamie who says Dexter is working
late like usual. Uh oh even more spaghettio’s!
Back at the lab LaGuerta asks Vince if it is common
procedure to take blood slides at the crime scenes for evidence. He says there
was only one Miami Metro officer who ever did that and he was the Bay Harbor
Butcher. As Doakes’ close friend and a believer that he never did those crimes
in season two, LaGuerta may now have her evidence to help prove his innocence.
But instead of leaving it in the evidence bin she takes it which I am sure
creates a legal situation if ever used in a future case.
Dexter arrives home after a crazy day only to see his place
ransacked. His knives, blood slides, and Ice Truck Killer hand lies on the
table clear as day. Deb on the opposite side of the table simply asks him “are
you…are you a serial killer?” He responds without any more options or excuses
with a simple “yes.”
Overall I am very optimistic with the upcoming season now
that there seems to be an end plan in sight. While this episode was not perfect
it certainly raised the stakes for Dexter who usually has everything work out
for him in the end. I can not wait to see how this plays out for Dexter and how
much Deb and Miami Metro learns this season regarding the Ice Truck Killer, the
Bay Harbor Butcher, and maybe even Kyle Butler himself, Dexter Morgan.
Episode Grade: B+
Episode MVP: Jennifer Carpenter
Original Airdate: 9/30/12
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Friday, September 28, 2012
TV Review Catch-Up: Louie Season 3
ML- My apologies go out for not regularly covering this brilliant show every week like I intended- hopefully this will partly make up for it.
Fans of Louis C.K. know the man doesn't like to do what everyone else is doing or what anyone else tells him to do. Why sell tickets through Ticketmaster when he can do so through his own website? Why act honored and humbled while accepting your Emmys when you can pull off a joke at their expense? This season, and this episode in particular, gave us great insights into Louie's off-kilter frame of reference while providing sincere moments of comedy, drama, horror and awkwardness.
Before getting into the finale itself, let's relish in the greatest triumph of the season- the Tonight Show arc. While rarely funny, these three episodes told the story of a man too scared to even attempt to succeed that he'd rather settle for self-pitying in his ordinary life. We've seen him do stand-up, and it's clear he thinks of himself as a halfway decent comedian, but when the opportunity of a lifetime presents itself, he shuts down. He can't tell a joke on command because he isn't "that kind of funny". Everything about the Tonight Show style of comedy (read: the kind that gets you fame and money for years and years) is the antithesis of Louie's character, and we truly get to see how off-the-beaten path he is. He doesn't want to wear a suit or give in to gimmicks and playful banter. When he does, however, after a betrayal by Seinfeld, and still fails, it hurts.
Sure, the story was inspirational in the sense a small victory attributed to the lengths he went to was good enough, but I don't think thats what made those episodes so great. We saw how painfully unfunny Louie would be if he were like any other comedian you can watch on a Thursday night. In doing so, we gain a greater appreciation for the Louie that he is and are relieved it didn't work out. Louie, too, learned about himself and the things he can do if he sets his mind to them- not only are things like weight loss possible, but he could be a damn good host if he wanted to. The beautiful thing is, Letterman or Ferguson or Leno couldn't dream of doing what Louie does every week on this show.
The episode began on Christmas morning. Louie watched the girls open their presents and saw the sheer joy on their faces, and remembered back to the night before and all the shit he had to go through to give them the perfect Christmas. His struggle with the doll alone should win him an Emmy for next year; he swears, he cries, he pisses on its face and drills into its head. Let's see Jon Cryer do that.
His younger daughter, Jane (one of my favorite parts of the entire show for her consistent reading of the line "Daddy..." and her amazing violin scene at the beginning of the episode "Dad", perhaps the season's best single scene) gets the book The Story About Ping and asks Louie to read it to her. He does, and tells her the story about the duck who lives on the Yangtze River -- a nice place to live, Jane points out. The duck imagery harkens back to the episode "Duckling" from last season, in which Jane snuck a baby duck in his bag for his trip to Afghanistan. I'd like to think this is a metaphor for Louie himself, the perpetual ugly duckling who will never turn into a swan.
His ex arrives and takes the girls off for a trip overseas for a few weeks. Without them, Louie wastes no time roughly dismantling the tree and tossing it out the window, then shutting the blinds and crawling in bed. What wakes him at 3PM is a call from his sister Debbie (Amy Poehler), who invites him to spend New Years Eve in Mexico with her and her husband (who refers to Louie as "the funny man" and bought the ticket at the "left wing Kennedy airport").
A small yet extremely important detail is fleshed out here- they're going to visit their abuelita, or Mexican for Grandmother. So Louie, the biggest ginger on the planet, has a Mexican grandmother, and produced all-white daughters with an African-American wife. Here, CK boils race down to a non-factor in both the creative and casting processes, a crowning achievement in the realm of social equality. Who cares if the mother of his children is black and his grandmother Mexican? You may giggle at the logistics, but in Louie's reality, race is a non-factor, and that's an ideal we should be striving for both in Hollywood and in our hearts.
Louie provided a lot of social commentary this season, but some that piqued my interest were the ways television shows were presented. All we really saw on Louie's TV were crappy reality shows and offensive news broadcasts. For someone as cynical as CK, it's no wonder these are things he chooses to show us, because you can flip to any channel throughout the day and find them. We live in a weird world where getting on TV no longer requires any sort of talent, and the definition of "news" has expanded to cover just about everything in our increasingly impatient society. Louie is an exquisite talent who doesn't mind taking a full episode (or an arc) to make a simple point or joke. He's right to be mocking the things on TV that aren't up to par because he's created some of the most poignant, funny moments of the last year.
Another thing CK succeeds with is dream sequences/exaggerations. I've always been iffy on dream sequences in shows, as they're often too on-the-nose and a cop out for externalizing internal struggles within characters that should be worked out in other ways. However, in the episode "Dad" and here tonight, we got prime examples of the best ways to handle such scenarios. In "Dad", Louie imagined even the GPS was calling him out on his fears and, when he couldn't man up and face his father, dramatically escaped to the middle of the ocean in a speedboat. Was it over the top and completely unrealistic? Yes, but it conveyed an emotion that CK's face just can't express on its own.
The dream of Lily and Jane, "probably in their twenties", focusing on a "career-y thing" and being an artist, probably, while old Louie sits "all alone" just eating pinwheel cookies and continuing to screw up their lives also expresses his fears as a parent in the perfect way possible. He's constantly putting himself and his abilities down, and after Christmas, when expectations are so high, it fits the moment for him to dream about being a lifelong letdown.
Louie packs his bags and heads to the airport. On the bus, however, he catches a glimpse of Liz, aka the Manic Pixie Dream Girl played by Parker Posey in the "Daddy's Girlfriend" arc early in the season. At this point, the audience expects a romantic reunion, that he'll bring her to Mexico to meet the family, and maybe not be all alone after all.
Nope. She sees him and he approaches, and she suffers a brain hemorrhage and bleeds out of her nose.
He follows her to the hospital, where he tells the nurse about her childhood cancer, but she says it's not looking good. Liz asks Louie if she's dying and he tries to comfort her. After an unsure "Bye Louie?" she flatlines and is pronounced dead at 11:59. The rest of the doctors celebrate the New Year with a countdown, but Louie is in shock.
What is there to even say about that scene? CK is a genius and deserves his writing Emmy, no doubt. I guess it all comes down to the idea that shit happens, and there's no rhyme or reason to the bad things that happen to us, or when or why they happen. But they will happen, and they'll happen to Louie.
Instead of going to Mexico to be with family, Louie remembers what Jane said about the Yangtze and hops a flight to Beijing to sit by the river. After having no luck communicating with the Chinese people, he finds a man with a truck full of ducks who offers to drive him to the Yangtze. They get there, only to discover it wasn't what Louie expected it to be. Shocker, right? It's barely a stream of water running through a grassy wetland. I don't know my geography well enough to assume the man brought him to the wrong place or if this actually is the Yangtze, but I think the latter explanation is the most meaningful.
For a comedy, Louie is a sad, sad show. He never gets what he wants. He has no luck with women, and the ones that like him die. He gets very little respect, or gratitude, or admiration, or fame, or money, or good fortune. And while we often laugh at characters like these, CK has a quality that transcends the general schadenfreude we feel towards sitcom characters and really allows us to empathize with Louie. We have his same pains, and insecurities, and struggles, and minimal triumphs. While our girlfriends don't die and we don't have disappointing trips to China, we all know what he's going through. He appeals to the masses by showing us how worse off things could be for us by making all the bad stuff happen to him. He's basically the Jesus of dramedy.
The episode ends with Louie wandering into a house and bonding with a bunch of Chinese strangers. Other people end their holiday episodes with the main character in the presence of family and loved ones. Louie disregards what other shows do. For someone like Louie, he's as out of place among his own family as he is with the Chinese strangers. He might as well enjoy the food.
Season Finale Grade: A
Season MVP: Louis CK
Season Grade: B+ (88.92, mostly because of the episode Looking for Liz/Lily Changes, which I gave a C+)
Original Airdate: 09/27/2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
TV Review: Survivor 25x02: Booty Blinded By Booby Traps
ML-
Roxxxxxxxanne
You don't have to call out the showmance
Subtly sew distrust,
It'll be more effective than freaking out at Tribal Council and alienating everyone by speaking in tongues
Okay, I may have botched that song a little bit, but I haven't had a lot of water today... so...
Matsing (aka Tribe 1 for either arbitrary or spoilery reasons), fell apart even further this week as a showmance splintered trust and nobody stepped up to lead in the challenge. Worst of all, the tribe doesn't even have cookies.
The tragic thing is, Roxy was completely right about Malcolm and Angie. A pair, especially an athletic relationship, is either the most dangerous or the most vulnerable position in the game. In a tribe of 5, everyone needed to unite against Malcolm/Angie, which was never going to happen thanks to my winner pick, Sex Therapist Denise. I assume she saw Malcolm and Angie as potential clients and the subjects of her next book, Love in the Wild: How to Survive Being Backstabbed By Sea Snakes and Get Crabs Out Of Your Buff. She also astutely pointed out that, despite Malcolm being her main ally, being the odd-person out in a threesome is what the sex therapists refer to as the worst. But the timing wasn't right to betray her only ally, so Roxy had to go.
Roxy's pre-challenge behavior was elimination-worthy on its own. After a terrible rainstorm, Roxy began speaking in tongues and praising the lord like Jameka from Big Brother 8. Nothing against her religion, but speaking in tongues can be a red flag that someone's head may not be 100% in the game of Survivor. Take Dr. Denise, for example. She says that anything that gets her to the end of the game will be of her own doing, not God's or anyone elses.
Over on Tandang, Lisa further distanced herself from her tribemates by sitting alone at the well and crying, which has made the majority alliance go from 4 to 5 with Artis now included. If Tandang loses, Lisa is in trouble, unless she can pull some type of Holly Hoffman maneuver and turn her sorrows into strength. Meanwhile, Abi-Maria and RC Became the most dysfunctional alliance since Russell & Parvati. All RC wanted was to trust Abi-Maria with her idol clue, but Abi-Maria was so threatened by RC's bond with Skupin that she threatened to kill her if ever betrayed. Healthy stuff right there. Abi-Maria is a little too crazy for this game, but makes good TV and I'd love to see her blindsided!
At Kalabal, Jonathan used his brain and figured out the clue meant the idol was under the nose of the bull pendant wedged in their welcome basket. Now he's got an idol, which he'll probably have to use at his first tribal considering we haven't seen any other strategizing by him yet. He better keep those glasses on, because he'll need another hidden immunity idol after this one gets used.
Tribal Council was entertaining with all the bitchy back-and-forth between Roxanne and Angie, whose cookie comment wasn't as dumb as Probst made it out to be. Malcolm's "little sister" comment about Angie was, however, pretty dumb, unless it's comparable to Kat and her cousin from last season.
In the end, two dangerous pairs remained in the game with Malcolm smack dab in the middle of both. I had high hopes for Roxy but she quickly fell into paranoid craziness way too soon. If there's any indication that God isn't invested in Survivor, her ousting from the Matsing tribe is all the proof I need.
Episode Grade: B
Episode MVP: Denise
Original Airdate: 09/26/2012
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012
TV Review: New Girl 2x02: Katie
DA- In tonight’s second episode Jess is still free from “boob
jail” and her job. She is happily cleaning and painting “abstract” portraits of
the guys. In hopes of stopping Jess Nick brings her down to the bar to
socialize and drink. Here she meets Andy and Bearclaw, (the latter of which is
played by Broadway-star Josh Gad). Like in the episode before, Jess loves to role-play
and becomes Katie after a handsome stranger looks for her as his online soul
mate at the bar.
While it was easy to pretend to be Ivy this new falsehood creates
a string of lies for Jess. Katie is a dancer who does something with puppets.
(No really. I am not forgetting the actual term. Jess who is Katie cannot even
remember!) This even forces Nick and Schmidt to pretend to be powerful dancers
and leapers. (Sorry Nick but I do not think you are ready for So You Think You Can Dance but I heard Dancing with the Stars is calling).
However the biggest lie she does tell is probably having seen Creed a painful
42 times (just a few shy of her new boy). Can you even imagine a lie bigger
than that?!
However Jess must have forgotten she asked Nick to give her
number to Andy moments before. At least she meant Andy but Nick thought she
meant Bearclaw. As she texts “Andy” to come over to cook dinner and to see her
“meatbar” (an auto-correct fail) she has no idea that Bearclaw is on his way to
show her his claws and back tat.
After some awkward emotions and situations Jess lies to save
her from hurting Bearclaws’ feelings. She says he is sick and that even
Bearclaw’s anal thermometer will not help her. However all of Jess’ men meet
when Katie’s handsome stranger arrives and wants to make out with Jess inside
the men’s room stall of the bar. Despite all these sitcom shenanigans and
situations, the handsome stranger decides to keep spending time with Jess as
her and not as Katie. He says he does not “care anything about [her]…or [her]
caring about [him].” He just wants to be “torn apart.” She says yes and jumps
into his Prince Charming-like arms.
Meanwhile in a side story that does not really finish
Winston’s family visits and Schmidt tries to impress Winston’s sister to bring
her on a date. Winston’s mom hates it and tries to get him to stop or she will
not pay for his cell phone bill. Schmidt then decides to take the sister on in
a game of one-on-one basketball with painful results. Back at the bar Nick
meets a future version of himself who is really just a drunk patron who knows
quite a bit about Nick and his relationship with Jess. He does offer present
Nick some important advice and tells him to be ready to apologize to Jess over
something bad he is going to do to her. What will this be and when did this
show become How I Met Your Mother? We
have the flashbacks but we need some flash-forwards now for the complete
transformation. As long as we do not get a flash sideways I’ll be yelling with
Jack that we have to go back – to New
Girl each and every week.
Episode Grade: B+
Episode MVP: Nick and dramatic leaping ability
Original Airdate: 9/25/12
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